whatbethsays:

The only realistic representation of how women wake up

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

Rise

edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

lebaenese:

I hate this

unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

"The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either."
- Ricky Gervais (via leantanned)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

beartier:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

god damnit i cant stop laughing 

carpr0n:

Starring: Ford Mustang Boss 302
(by Dennis Schrader Photography)

cl0thes0ff:

Miaukiki.tumblr.com

spookytotodile:

lebronlames:

spookytotodile:

racistmom:

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

thatfunnyblog:

No I don’t know anything about that

suncove:

tagged/aboutme

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1